Beacon News

Happy St. Patrick's Day! (March 17, 2018)

An Irish Saying:
May joy and peace surround you, contentment latch your door, and happiness be with you nowand bless you evermore!

A little Irish Humor:

An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall's parking lot.

"Lord," he prayed "I can't stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday." Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun shone on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man said, "Never mind, I found one."